Tuesday, November 22, 2011

here's what i really think about thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a Holiday that was contrived by Men.


~women do the planning

~women do the grocery shopping

~women cook the big extravaganza meal

~women do the dishes afterwards


on the dark side


~men sit on their b*utts after and watch football

~no one dares to turn off the tv or even change the channel lest they
wake up from their post-meal nap

wait a minute - why change the channel when football is all there is on
on Thanksgiving



stidh is here to say that Thanksgiving is not all it's cracked up to be



pilgrims my ***




it's about sp*rts




and m*n

14 comments:

The Absolute Marxist said...

...a moment of stillness, tryophan induced. :)

Speedy G said...

erratum - tryptophan

sue hanes said...

NAPS - Abso.


That's what they are called.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

NAPS, Indeed! :)

sue hanes said...

-FJ - There are two things that bring on post-Thanksgiving naps where men are concerned:



turkey and sports



also called Thanksgiving for Dummies

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

I'm so glad you understand and indulge our true nature... if only but once or twice a year. ;)

sue hanes said...

-FJ - 'once or twice a year'


When is tthe other time you nap in front of the tv?



while watching the Republican Presidential Debates?

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Nope, Democratic Inaugurals...

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...and sotu speeches. ;)

sue hanes said...

:) and I have no idea what soto is

Speedy G said...

State of the Union (SotU)

sue hanes said...

Thanks Speedy.



I'm just now getting to recognize
POTUS.


:)

sue hanes said...

To show you what an idiot I am I once printed out almost all of the Inaugural Addresses.

I keep them in a binder.



you can borrow them sometime



I like to print things out.

sue hanes said...

Speedy - that's kinda like Sotomayor - isn't it