breaking up is hard to do

I'm ending my four year non-relationship with Bill Maher.


Why?   you might ask.


Well - dear readers and commenters - I took his new book to the Opera
last night to read during the two intermissions.

And I wasn't disappointed.

While others were gaily chatting on inane subjects I laughed my *s* off
at his jokes.

Until my eyes fell upon the words - traditional idiot housewife.

Now I've always enjoyed it when Bill pokes fun at others - but this was
different - this was about me - an insult to the very core of my existence.

Not to mention the hits I've taken on Conservative blogs defending him.

but no more


And so that is why I am through with not ever having even met Bill Maher.


I'm setting my sights higher this time - Tiger Woods maybe.

I mean he is the same type of worldy man as Bill  - and at the same time
I could show him that his destiny lies in other than losing golf tournaments.
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I'll miss not ever knowing Bill.  He seems like a really nice guy.



Still - I might accept an apology - along with a hefty donation to the Arts.