Friday, December 2, 2011

Tomorrow's Christmas Post: How One Year I Actually Baked Thirteen Different Kinds Of Christmas Cookies

but first...

An Open Letter To Jesus


dear jesus - many years ago i read in a magazine an article about
how you never intended for your birthday to become what it is
today - i mean with all the stress, running around buying gifts, etc.
and well i'm sure you didn't... but


JESUS - do you have any idea how much Christmas stuff I have
collected over the years.  I have so many Nativity sets, big and
little angels, a collection of Christmas ornaments that when I break
one I'm actually glad - and well you cannot imagine the....

I'm sorry Jesus - but sometimes things just get the best of me.  I
try to be a good person...

Do you mind - Jesus - if I ask a special favor this year?  Would
you make sure that Bill Maher has a really nice Christmas cause
I know he's not really an Athiest like he always says.  But then
you know that  - cause you know what's really in our Heart.

And Jesus - I know I speak for all of us - even the Scientologists -
when I say how much we really all like Christmas  - even if we do
get a little over the top about it - materialistically speaking.


Well gotta go now - they're coming back in a few weeks and
I really want the house to look nice this year - you know - since
we just moved in and all.


so in closing i'd just like to say this -




thank you jesus

4 comments:

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Ginger molasses, one of them?

sue hanes said...

Where I come from we call them
gingersnaps.


Thanks for stopping by -

Will'take no prisoners'Hart.


and may I say that next to the name of my blog - I like yours very much.

:)

JoMala "Truth 101" Kelly said...

I'm as boring as they come Sue. I just like chocolate chip.

And I thought I was the only one who didn't think Bill maher was really an atheist. He's always either thanking God or praying to God for something.

You can be a Christian and not even realize it.

sue hanes said...

Joe - I like chocolate chip cookies too but can't touch them since chocolate -like any caffeine - triggers the manic part of me - and I really don't need help on that. :)


Yes - we all have at least some Christlike vaules in us.


after all God did create us in his image...



tanks joe