Here's STIDH's take on The Night Before Christmas
'Twas ten days before Christmas and all through the house
not a Creature was stirring - not even a Mouse.
I'm thinking that I'd better get into gear
cause just before I know it 'they' will be here.
So I lined up the stockings and felt like a jerk
well shopping for that stuff is so much like work
And here is the bottom line - dear friends and readers - not
these folks are ungrateful - I mean the whole lot.
They'll smile and seem nice - all the while exchanging glances
but really they're thinking - every year Mom takes chances
That we will go for this Stuff that she buys
one look and well - makes me want to cry.
Yes folks - even the young ones don't like the toys
and the six year old says - grandma next time - something more appropriate for a boy!
Well let me tell ya - I've had it up to here
and someone else can play Santa next year.
Wait - I'm just kindding I wait twelve months for all this...
cause I'm in my Glory - knee deep in Christmas bl*ss.
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