Speedy - I really don't know what Bill does with all the money he brags on his Show about having.
making million $ bets
I do know that he owns a $120,000 electric car. It's black. I know because I watched that clip of him standing beside it answering questions from his fans.
I saw it on his website.
And I read on the Wonder Wall that he lives on a Large Estate.
Probably has people hanging out there 24/7 partying, smoking pot - you know -stuff like that.
I've seen it in movies.
They party all night and then lie around sleeping all day.
Then then bring in the cleanup crew - it probably looks like hotel rooms after Led Zepplin has stayed there.
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Helping Obama to create JOBS today?
Here are two more...jobs...jobs...
Speedy - Steve?
Vacuuming?
Dusting?
Doing the Dishes?
Do you have a Job - Speedy?
cause if you don't We'll get ya one.
Right after We Get Our Country Back.
Who is We?
me & bill
right after bill does standup in Hawaii on NYE
When's he going to do that? He's scheduled to appear at the Marin Center in San Rafael on NYE.
Has he been cheating on you behind your back... pretending to be in Hawaii when he's really in California?
Ther - Don't f*ck around with me.
Just where in California is this
San Rafael?
And where did you get your information?
on the wonder wall?
Oooops.
You can still get your tickets on ebay.
Sure Speedy.
but who's gonna pay for the plane trip and hotel?
You telling me that Bill's a cheapskate?
Speedy - I really don't know what Bill does with all the money he brags on his Show about having.
making million $ bets
I do know that he owns a $120,000
electric car. It's black. I know because I watched that clip of him standing beside it answering questions from his fans.
I saw it on his website.
And I read on the Wonder Wall that he lives on a Large Estate.
Probably has people hanging out there 24/7 partying, smoking pot - you know -stuff like that.
I've seen it in movies.
They party all night and then lie around sleeping all day.
Then then bring in the cleanup crew - it probably looks like hotel rooms after Led Zepplin has stayed there.
Zeppelin
You're not thinking of sneaking in as part of the party clean-up crew, are you? That would be just "too" cliche.
No, I think that you need to sneak into the Green Room and pop out from under the "complimentary shrimp cocktail" table....
Wow - Do they really have shrimp cocktail in the green rooms?
cause I could eat that.
Do they serve pineapple juice -
Speedy?
I read on the internet that pineapple juice is good for your voice.
Maher had John Edwards on his Show?
You'd think a person of his Stature would screen his guests better than that.
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By the Way Speedy - I forgive Matt Damon and Ben Affleck for Dogma.
I've heard that you can get anything you want in the green room, your agent just has to include it in your "appearance contract".
Housewives don't have agents -
Speedy.
I forgive Matt Damon and Ben Affleck for Dogma.
...but I won't forgive Jay & Silent Bob
Housewives don't have agents -
Speedy.
Try being non-traditional for a change. Jeeeesh!
Speedy - I remember we talked about Jay & Silent Bob but I forget who they are.
Ok Speedy - but I'm stil an idiot right?
:0)
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