Ok.
I'm cleaning out the Frig - and everything is all over the
counters.
It's gonna take - probably until 2 pm.
But I'm gonna do it.
Make No Mistake About That - People.
Why already that Really Disgusting And Boring Job was -
Punctuated By A Moment Of Sheer Terror.
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It all started when I picked up the jar of mayonnaise - and
discovered that it had a pickle lid on it.
Now the pickle lid didn't seal the mayo and ya know how nasty
mayo can get spoiled...
So I decided I'd better throw it away - and in doing so it dropped
to the floor -
AND MUCH TO MY GLEE - THE MAYONNAISE SPATTERED EVERYWHERE LIKE
SOME GLORIOUS ABSTRACT PAINTING - EVEN IN BY THE PIANO ON MY
GOOD RUG
Let me tell ya - folks - it was Wonderful - even Exhilarating.
Sure I hadta clean it up - but the memory of it all was worth it.
and let me tell ya folks - what else is going to get me through
this Inevitable and Necessary Housewife Task:
A Mario Brothers Video/No Sound - accompanied By Puccini.
the frig practically cleans itself
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