Ever said something Mean about Bill Maher?
If ya did - HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT.
Just now I read that MSNBC (I think) says that Bill Maher
STOOD UP FOR RUSH LIMBAUGH.
I read that too - last night on Bill Maher's Twitter.
But I didn't think much about it.
BECAUSE I ALREADY KNEW - that Bill Maher is the most decent,
honest Person That Ever Walked The Face Of The Earth.
How do I know that?
Because for four years now - I have been watching him very
carefully. You might say Scrutinizing him.
And he has never let me down.
He has never disappointed me.
And if you think he is Mean - then you haven't been listening
to him - you've just been hearing what you WANT to hear.
BECAUSE BILL MAHER SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
It's as simple as that - Folks.
And Maybe You Can't Handle The Truth.
well - it is hard sometimes
23 comments:
Bill Maher and Rush should by forced into gay marriage.
speaking of silliness...
STRANGER: The courageous soul when attaining this truth becomes civilized, and rendered more capable of partaking of justice; but when not partaking, is inclined to brutality. Is not that true?
YOUNG SOCRATES: Certainly.
STRANGER: And again, the peaceful and orderly nature, if sharing in these opinions, becomes temperate and wise, as far as this may be in a State, but if not, deservedly obtains the ignominious name of silliness.
YOUNG SOCRATES: Quite true.
STRANGER: Can we say that such a connexion as this will lastingly unite the evil with one another or with the good, or that any science would seriously think of using a bond of this kind to join such materials?
YOUNG SOCRATES: Impossible.
STRANGER: But in those who were originally of a noble nature, and who have been nurtured in noble ways, and in those only, may we not say that union is implanted by law, and that this is the medicine which art prescribes for them, and of all the bonds which unite the dissimilar and contrary parts of virtue is not this, as I was saying, the divinest?
YOUNG SOCRATES: Very true.
STRANGER: Where this divine bond exists there is no difficulty in imagining, or when you have imagined, in creating the other bonds, which are human only.
YOUNG SOCRATES: How is that, and what bonds do you mean?
STRANGER: Rights of intermarriage, and ties which are formed between States by giving and taking children in marriage, or between individuals by private betrothals and espousals. For most persons form marriage connexions without due regard to what is best for the procreation of children.
YOUNG SOCRATES: In what way?
Good idea - Speedy.
And then they could make a s*x video - and we could all watch Rush place his Whale-like body on top of Bill's pasty white loser 10 pound weakling body - and make Bill squeal like a p*g - and therefore PAY HIM BACK FOR MAKING ALL OF US WOMEN WANT HIM SO MUCH -
Bill - that is - not Rush.
First - Speedy - I didn't know that you were capable of such Deepness.
And I got that at first - and thought it was very Insightful - but then Somewhere Out There - I Lost The Thread.
But don't let that discourage ya - Speedy - because I need you right now.
I'm feeling a litte - lonely - and Lost.
lost the thread? I should be so Lucky.
Speedy - 'lost the thread? I should be so Lucky.'
I don't know what you mean by that - Speedy?
What do you Mean?
Do ya want to know what I am living for right now - Speedy?
I don't mean any overall Goal in Life - but I mean - For Now.
Real Time With Bill Maher on Friday night.
I can't WAIT to see Bill's show - because it is gonna be SO good.
I mean have ya ever seen such a lineup of Guests - Speedy?
Bill is a Hot Item - in every way.
I just wish I could 'talk' to him.
There are things I would say to him - things that I want to tell him - that I would NEVER say to Any Other Person.
Sometimes we need to leave our obsessions behind...
lose the thread.
Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882
Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. ~Spanish Proverb
No - Speedy.
It's too late.
I'm In Love With Bill Maher.
I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE I'VE NEVER EVEN MET.
SOMEONE WHO MOST LIKELY IS IN LOVE WTIH A BEAUTIFUL YOUNGER WOMAN.
I have been duped by God.
And God ALWAYS wins.
I lose - Speedy.
I am a NATURAL BORN LOSER.
Anything you have to say about that - Speedy.
And by the way - Legion - you and the rest of you - FUCK OFF.
Sorry - Legion.
I need all of you to comment.
But I'm losing it and I'm not sure how much longer I can last.
Please don't desert me now in this my TIME OF GREAT NEED.
You are all I have - and I'm not kidding around.
I apologize for saying Mean Things to you - Legion.
I'm sorry.
And by the way - Legion - you seem to know a lot - about a lot of things.
Do you happen to know how old a certain Jasmine Boussem is?
Cause I can't find out.
And it's important for me to know -if she is still young enough to have Bill Maher's child.
I know that is what he Really wants.
And I know that she is Perfect For Him In Every Way.
I read this moring that It Is A Serious Relationship.
And I need to deal with this - and let myself down easy - so I don't go Insane - and find a new Life for myself - AFTER MY DIVORCE IS FINAL - which it could be sometime this summer.
Then I will Start My New Life.
Thanks - Legion.
I never come home w/o putting on my eyeshades, earplugs and especially my CORK.
...but then, I intend upon STAYING married. ;)
...Ooooops, I suppose the cork may be out of the bottle, now.
Not necessarily - -FJ.
You hafta remember that ya are dealing with Someone here that is Inherently Stupid.
Please explain it to me as if I were a 3 year old.
But quickly - -FJ - because I'm planning to go to the movies in about a half an hour.
Gonna see The Descendants for the 3rd time.
Not necessarily - -FJ.
You hafta remember that ya are dealing with Someone here that is Inherently Stupid.
Please explain it to me as if I were a 3 year old.
But quickly - -FJ - because I'm planning to go to the movies in about a half an hour.
Gonna see The Descendants for the 3rd time.
George Clooney is only worth one trip to the theatre...
About George Clooney - -FJ - we need to talk a little about him - and then we'll Let It Be.
I never really gave George Clooney a thought - until I saw O Brother, Where Art Thou.
That's when my Mind starting thinkin' 'I gotta get me one of These.'
YOU CAN'T TOUCH GEORGE CLOONEY - in The Descendants.
and that's all I have to say about that
But I'm not In Love with George Clooney - -FJ.
I'm In Love with Bill Maher.
madly, passionately (especially passionately), wildly and Forever In Love With Him.
Say - -FJ - ya haven't heard if Bill is in a Relationship - have ya?
I really liked his "Up in The Air". Great execution!
nicrap - I heard Other People say that too.
I'll have to check it out sometime.
nicrap - I googled Up In
The Air just now - and I see that
Zach Galafianikis is in it - so it must be good.
You know what movie I just ADORE - that Zach is in - DUE DATE.
It is SOOOO funny.
Have ya seen it - nicrap?
-FJ - Ok.
The cork IS out of the bottle - now.
But it doesn't end there - does it - -FJ?
Wouldja please just be here for me - -FJ?
Until I can work it all out - and haveya ever seen Good Will Hunting - -FJ?
I can do it - I know I can.
I've known it for some time now.
and when that day comes - I'll be headed your way - only I need to get some shades - because I can't stand to drive with the sun in my eyes - and the Sun still sets in the West - doesn't -FJ?
Couldja just remind me from time to time - -FJ - cause I tend to forget...
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