Ok.
I know none of my Conservative Friends read my Really Cool Blog.
I know that.
You know that.
And I know you know that I know that.
So it's just us Libs I'm gonna pour my Heart out right now -
here on My Really Cool Blog - folks.
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Didja ever ride in the car - mind you I'm a Liberal - an
American Liberal - with a Republican?
The Worst Kind.
The kind ya have nothing in common with.
And when ya get home ya want to Blow Yer F*kin' Brains Out -
only because you are a Lib - ya don't have a Handgun.
All The Conservatives Own The Handguns.
So yer thinkin' that you want to hop back in the car and drive
to Arizona - where the Folks all Pack Heat In Bars.
But wait a minute - only the NON-Drinkers pack heat and if a fight
breaks out among the Drinkers - then the NON-Drinkers step up and
shoot the People Dead that the Drinkers are Fightin' with.
So What I'm Wonderin' - dear friends and mofo Non-Commenters - is
do the Non-Drinkers that Pack Heat and have now shot dead the People
that the Drinkers (who are not allowed to Pack Heat) - do these
Non-Drinkers Who Shot Dead The People That That The Drinkers Were
Mad At -
DO THEY HAVE TO GO TO JAIL?
I Mean - Somebody's got to go to Jail.
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I don't think I'll be going north again - anytime soon - folks.
I''m ok now.
~~~
and stay tuned for a Really Cool Critique of last nights:
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
comin' up right here on stidh - ya won't want to miss this one
people
4 comments:
welcome back!
How do you know i am not a conservative? lol!
nicrap - I don't.
But I do know this about you - nicrap.
Lately - when I have needed Someone - YOU HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME.
and when Someone - anyone - is there for me - well - then - that's all I know on Earth - and all I need to know.
You see - nicrap - Being There - for someone - is The Greatest Gift Of All - kind of like Love.
Being there for Someone is like saying - in so many Words:
Even though Life Is Precious And There Are So Many Other Things I Could Be Doing - I HAVE CHOSEN TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
and well - nicrap - that means more to me than You Could Ever Know.
If you continue to Be There For Me - perhaps - In Time - I can make ya understand Where I Am Coming From.
I can explain it best through song lyrics - nicrap -
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long
For once, unafraid, I can go where life leads me
And somehow I know I'll be strong
For once I can touch what my heart used to dream of
Long before I knew
Someone warm like you
Would make my dreams come true
Don't know the rest of the Words to this Really cool song - nicrap?
Then google them.
But I'll say this much - nicrap.
If a little Blind Kid From Detroit can make it In This World - then maybe I can too.
And if that Little Blind Kid can understand the Concept Of How Important It Is To Have Someone In Your Life That Is There For You In The Time Of Your Great Need - even if you have never met that person -
well - nicrap - then I know I can too.
Do ya think I'm crazy - nicrap?
You're gd Right I am.
But some of the best People are Crazy.
I only ask one thing of you - nicrap - and that is to keep doing what you have been - and the rest will take care of itself.
Thanks - nicrap.
nicrap - I don't.
But I do know this about you - nicrap.
Lately - when I have needed Someone - YOU HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME.
and when Someone - anyone - is there for me - well - then - that's all I know on Earth - and all I need to know.
You see - nicrap - Being There - for someone - is The Greatest Gift Of All - kind of like Love.
Being there for Someone is like saying - in so many Words:
Even though Life Is Precious And There Are So Many Other Things I Could Be Doing - I HAVE CHOSEN TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
and well - nicrap - that means more to me than You Could Ever Know.
If you continue to Be There For Me - perhaps - In Time - I can make ya understand Where I Am Coming From.
I can explain it best through song lyrics - nicrap -
For once in my life I have someone who needs me
Someone I've needed so long
For once, unafraid, I can go where life leads me
And somehow I know I'll be strong
For once I can touch what my heart used to dream of
Long before I knew
Someone warm like you
Would make my dreams come true
Don't know the rest of the Words to this Really cool song - nicrap?
Then google them.
But I'll say this much - nicrap.
If a little Blind Kid From Detroit can make it In This World - then maybe I can too.
And if that Little Blind Kid can understand the Concept Of How Important It Is To Have Someone In Your Life That Is There For You In The Time Of Your Great Need - even if you have never met that person -
well - nicrap - then I know I can too.
Do ya think I'm crazy - nicrap?
You're gd Right I am.
But some of the best People are Crazy.
I only ask one thing of you - nicrap - and that is to keep doing what you have been - and the rest will take care of itself.
Thanks - nicrap.
...i was just kidding, ma'am. :)
I am but an outsider to your country's politics, in every sense of the word.
As to being there for you, why i would say you have been there for me as much :)
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