I - stidh - By The Power NOT Invested In Me By Anyone -
Do Hereby Declare - Today - to be:
NATIONAL HOODIE DAY
in honor and respect - of and for:
TRAYVON MARTIN
who died - saving us - from our sinful selves.
And anyway - that's the least we can do - put on our hoodies
today - I'm gonna wear my Really Cool Purple One.
Don't have one?
Then go right out to Walmart or Target - AND GET ONE.
and wear it today - ALL DAY.
And when ya do - just remember Trayvon Martin - who right now -
is wearing his - and chatting it up with Michael Jackson - and Jesus -
and I'm quite sure they are wearing one too.
::wipes a tear from her Heart::
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31 comments:
Gangsta the culture up! Woo-Hoo!
...just don't judge me by the way I look!
Demand "charitable" feelings from me by threatening to be less charitable towards me...
....hypocrites.
*shakes head*
Hey Ther - Good morning.
Yer up early.
It's gonna be a BEAUTIFUL day here in So/IN.
So whatja think of my post?
One of my best - Really.
And the one before that.
I'm working on my 'conversation'
type writing.
Got the idea from that part in True Story (Bill Maher's Sh*tty
true confession book) - the part where Buck chats up G*d.
It is Soooo Great - and TOOO funny.
As soon as I think the stores are open I'm gonna go out and do a little shopping - kinda stimulate the economy.
And I'm gonna wear my purple hoodie.
I'm not gonna spend much - just a few dollars here and there. To cheer me up.
Then I'm gonna come back and do housework. Scrub a floor or two - ON MY HANDS AND KNEES.
What are YOU gonna do today - Ther?
Don't tell me - Ther.
Rather let me guess.
Yer gonna spend a routine day at the - Office - supervising your Really cool - Staff.
Am I right - Ther?
Ther - I'm outta here.
Gonna go see who Really reads my Blog.
Maybe kick a little R*c*st B*tt.
Catchya later - Ther.
If you had wanted to kick some Racist b*tt, you wouldn't have joined the lynch mob... methinks.
Ther - 'methinks?'
Didn't that go out with Wills - Shakespeare?
Hey Ther - didja read Dilun R's bk
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All in all - uh gd shopping trp.
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btw - Ther - no one seems to have rd mi blog - only spotted about 5
hoodies - and I suspect they were just worn by traditional idiot housewives like me - who like to dress like bums.
Hos yer da going: Ther/
I'm thinking of forming a neighborhood watch...
i always wanted to harass the suspis ious lookie hoodie wearers in my neighborhood.
I'm also thinking of writing up a dress code for our community association covenant.
Wouldn't it be oool to ban sweat pants? I LOVE Spandex!
Ther - I don't even own a pair of sweat pants. But just the other day I invested in a Real nice - cost me let me tell ya - pair of YOGA pants. They're black - and go just barely below the knees. And today on my shopping trip - I got a YOGA instructional book - ON SALE - of how to do basic yoga. And I'm gonna do it - Ther.
But Spandex - ya don't want to see me in Spandex - Ther. They are way too tight for a scrawny old lady like me. But I'm working on turning the old part of me into something - better.
And you should see me shoot hoops -Ther. But yesterday the doctor said, 'Now Sue - stop going in for layups. Yer too old and out of shape.' But I'm gonna perfect my shots from every angle - Ther.
Ya never know when ya might run into someone who actually has a bball court on their Really cool property...
BTW - Ther - the doc was much nicer to me today - his wife is back - so he must have gotten laid - after - all. : ]
I'll bet ya look Real good in Spandex - Ther. I can harldy wait for that...I bet ya even have them tailored like ya do yer jeans - Oh you know what I mean.
I imagine there aren't too many other suspicious looking characters since B. Affleck sold ya his property - ya gotta love ole' Ben - writing that Really cool screenplay with whatshisname -and I simply adore The Town - the violent parts that is - not the ending which sucks.
I used to be on a Neighborhood Watch when my soon to be ex and I and our two girls lived in Alexandria, Va. - in the early
80ies. Why we were living there when the first shuttle blew apart. Traumatic - don't ya think. Remmeber that poetic thing RR said - It gives me chills:
They broke the surly bonds of Earth and - touched the Face of - God.
But Really - Ther - we NEVER shot innocent people on our Watch. Just drove around then went back home.
Borrring.
The part I liked the best is when they were trying to get away - and came upon the cop in the cop car - and the cop - symbollically turned his head.
cool
Of course Ronnie didn't write that - someone else did. But that is so Extremely Poetic and Beautiful. Google it Ther - the name of it is - oh never mind - I'll google it and git back to ya.
Mommie didn't write it either.
John Gillespie Magee, Jr. -
(1922-1941) who was an American aviator and poet and - ironically -he died as a result of a mid-air collision over Lincolnshire during WWII. must have been sand in the roters :[
Maybe nobody ever punched you on your watch...
Nobody ever punched me on my watch - because I have a slap
watch and you can't punch a slap watch - ya have to slap - a slap watch.
:]
Ther - Seriously - if someone mean punched ya on your Watch - you can tell me all about it.
Why would anyone want to punch you on your Watch?
I give up...why do people go out into thefields at night and tip sleeping cows over?
Because they can't sleep themselves and are mad that the cows can?
:]
I try to not act out of resentment... especially over another's good fortune.
...unless, of course, those cows came by their good sleep "unjustly"... then I'm ALL FOR tipping them over!
Did they earn their sleep by f'ing over some mountain lions? Bears? I wonder... they HAD to have oppressed SOMEBODY!
My guess is that the cows don't give a darn about all the damn grass they eat... or all the chips they deposit all over their food supply.
Ever have afriend named Chip, stidh? What kind of a parent givestheir kid a nickname like "Chip?"
Acting out of resentment - Ther - over another person's good fortune - is a little thing I like to call Jealosy.
Now I have a problem with Jealosy -on a personal level - but I'm working on that - Ther.
When I have a problem like that - Ther - I meet it head on - and ya wanna know what - Ther.
It works.
I'm doin' good with that.
but it doesn't want to go away easily - bedsause jealosy is a NEGATIVE thing - and not at all good
But I can assure ya that I am working on it.
Ther.
Now Ther.
Cows are a gentle - sendentary animal. They don't f*ck over nobody.
We f*ck over the cows. But hey - I'm a vegan now - so I don't f*ck any cows.
I just don't have that kind of relationship with cows - Ther.
Cow chips aka buffalo chips.
Didja know - Ther - that if those buffalo chips are left out in the sun long enuff - that they can potentially be used as frisbees?
That's true - Ther.
No - Chip. I never had a friend named Chip. I've known people who have had friends named Chip.
Personally - I think naming your kid Chip is stupid.
It's much better to name your son -let's say - for example - not to bring up the worthless shiftless piece of cr*p like him - but just for example - Bill Maher.]
His father gave him - at least - some dignity - in life - by naming him William H. Maher, Jr.
Isn't that nice?
I know what my parents did - Ther.
When I came along - the third girl - they said - oh sh*t - another girl. We wanted a boy.
Hey - let's name her - Sue. You know - a boy named - Sue.
How do ya do.
Girl named Sue? It doesn't quite make it into a song, does it, Sue? Too bad.
Yeah - but I remember the year that Crash got best picture and some - a lot - of d*psh*ts thought Walk The Line shoulda. Now I Really liked Walk The Line - but I Really Really liked Crash. I guess it's a Lib thing. Do ya think that Spandex is a Lib thing - Ther. And it must be because it is eating away at me - and is why ya brought it up in the first place? Because ya knew it would? Like grfrnd? But I also liked the Slumdog movie - and that also got Best Picture. Did ya see that one - Ther?
I may do another post on Hungry Games after my g-dauther calls me later - after SHE sees it - she is reading the books. I may get the payperbk of the 1st won - they say its good. She's way smrt.
But getting back to the Spndx - wouldn't loose cotton shorts be just as comfortable?
Just a suggestion.
scrubbin the floor 4 shure now.
After a snack of hum-us/pita brd and pineapple juice/sierra mix spritzer.
she shoots...and she SCORES ! ! !
With the andante con moto - the floor practically scrubbed itself.
I rewarded myself with shooting aobut 12 hoops - some of which were swishers - nothin' but net -
let me tell ya.
What is it about putting the ball through the net - that is soooo
satisfying -Ther. I can Really c why MJ went into basketball - let's say as opposed to being something like a doctor
Now Cinderella has finished her work and I'm free - to do as I please - this evening.
What are YOU going to do tonight - after drdrew? I can't wait - I may take notes and write up something about his whole thing - but most likely I won't. But did I mention that I'll probably do something on HG - later.
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