Whereas my really cool painting was For sale earlier
for $1500 dollars - now it is ON sale.
You see - dear friends that haven't stepped up
to help me and caring is creepy - I no longer need
the $1500 since I fired my lawyer's *ss for not calling
me back today.
But not too worry since I'm gonna get another one Real
Now I was gonna give this amazing painting to President
Obama as a consolation prize after Mitt Romney whips his
Black *ss in November - but since that's not gonna happen
I'm offering this painting - tonight only - to the highest
and make no mistake about it folks - I'm voting for Barack
Obama even though I'm secretly in love with the really Hot