You cerainly had no way of knowing Anderson Cooper - that I simply
adore Herman Melville's Moby Dick.
But no more.
For you see although I always try to catch your Ridiculist when I can - I
am a Very Impressionable Person and after having seen tonight's coverage
of how Moby Dick has now been transcribed on Six Rolls of Toilet Paper
for Bathroom Reading I fear that there is an Ugly Stain on one of my
Beloved American Classic Novels.
I am not Mad at you - Anderson Cooper.
i just wish you had not put moby Dick on your riDickulist - ok?