quote from True Story

Buck woke up with a hangover and Jeannie. He wanted
to get rid of both, but the Alka-Seltzer only worked
on the headache. He wanted to get rid of Jeannie so
he could call Rita, but then he'd feel guilty about
Jeannie, who was in no mood to go anywhere anyway.

~Buck
from True Story by Bill Maher (1994)