And Wasn't That Fun

One year it's the Italian guy - this year it's the French guy.



Isn't the Oscars an American show?




and they f*ing pick the French guy.




Stick to your own kind.




Samo-samo.




We have George Clooney - and even Brad Pitt.




And they pick the French guy.



I'd hate to choose up for Red Rover with those People.




So.




Ho hum.




Boring.



Nice gowns - though.



and it started off with - you got it right - Morgan Freeman.



liked Tom Hanks beard.



Turned the sound on for the first time when Will Ferrell and
Zach Galifianikis made an appearance.



Meryl Streep - classy broad



and Tom Cruise - YES



I mean didja ever want to quietly blow yer brains out from
sheer boredom?



If ya want to have a Real Kick-*ss Show next year - People


Get Bill Maher to host it.


I know what yer thinkin' -


No Way. Not Bill Maher.


But think about it folks:


~he's an Athiest - a pretty hot commodity these days


~stunningly handsome in a suit


~a Really nice guy - or so I've heard


~virulent - yes but is anyone funnier


~dirty jokes - to die for


~has one million of his own followers


~not sure if he can sing - but have ya seen him dance? (moon walk too)


~and he needs the money - folks


if Bill is not available for next year's Oscars...


may I suggest someone else?


President Barack Obama.


i mean have ya heard him sing? folks