One year it's the Italian guy - this year it's the French guy.
Isn't the Oscars an American show?
and they f*ing pick the French guy.
Stick to your own kind.
Samo-samo.
We have George Clooney - and even Brad Pitt.
And they pick the French guy.
I'd hate to choose up for Red Rover with those People.
So.
Ho hum.
Boring.
Nice gowns - though.
and it started off with - you got it right - Morgan Freeman.
liked Tom Hanks beard.
Turned the sound on for the first time when Will Ferrell and
Zach Galifianikis made an appearance.
Meryl Streep - classy broad
and Tom Cruise - YES
I mean didja ever want to quietly blow yer brains out from
sheer boredom?
If ya want to have a Real Kick-*ss Show next year - People
Get Bill Maher to host it.
I know what yer thinkin' -
No Way. Not Bill Maher.
But think about it folks:
~he's an Athiest - a pretty hot commodity these days
~stunningly handsome in a suit
~a Really nice guy - or so I've heard
~virulent - yes but is anyone funnier
~dirty jokes - to die for
~has one million of his own followers
~not sure if he can sing - but have ya seen him dance? (moon walk too)
~and he needs the money - folks
if Bill is not available for next year's Oscars...
may I suggest someone else?
President Barack Obama.
i mean have ya heard him sing? folks
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