Now what could have left two teens Brain Dead in Ohio yesterday?
Let us take a Wild F*cking Guess here - Folks.
Oh Yeah - Maybe It Was:
A GUN
but that's not possible - because Guns Don't Hurt People.
and the hits just keep on - Coming.
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If the kids had been stabbed, would you be screaming to outlaw butter knives?
But they weren't stabbed - Abso.
They were SHOT - and they now belong to the EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT INCLUDES -
Abraham Lincoln
William McKinley
Gabrielle Giffords
the little girl that day
JFK
assorted college students from
Virginia Tech
assorted high school students from
Columbine
Martin Luther King, Jr.
toddlers who discovered their dad's handgun and shot themselves to death
kids who have shot and injured/killed each Other
family members who have hurt/killed
each other due to the availibility of handguns
people who have blown their brains out if there was a handgun within reach
Need I go on - Abso?
The Thing About Handguns Is That They Are Quick - And Easy
Now - Abso - have ya ever heard me say that I wanted to OUTLAW handguns.
No - you haven't - Abso.
But if you've read my Really Cool Blog you would remember that I have
Suggested that we Implement Responsible Gun Control.
And I Believe That The Best Way To Do This Is First Of All Choose a Republican Presidential Candidate And Get A Volunteer To Shoot Him Right In The F*in' Head - until He Lies Cold And Dead.
>raises hand<
May I Volunteer To Be The One To Do This Very Thing To Rick Santorum - Abso?
Tell ya what - I'll give him a running start - in the Opposite Direction - say a 10 second lead on my aim at his little peabrain.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a nap - I'm goin' to the Movies tonight.
Thanks Abso.
Just Kidding.
I wouldna deleted the above Very Violent Comment - Abso - but as Tennessee Williams so aptly put it:
KILL MY DEMONS AND YA JUST MIGHT
KILL MY ANGELS TOO
:]
How many Romans died in the arena before gunpowder was invented?
et tu, Brute?
and when in Rome... Ther - but this is America - Land of Hopes and Dreams.
And nothing will Shatter Yer Dreams quicker than a gunshot - ringing out when you least expect it.
Huh - Thersites?
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