First it was Julia Roberts.
A Dead Ringer - and I just knew that she got that all
of the time.
No makeup - no little thing up buy her right eye - but
it was Julia Roberts - alright.
Then at the Stress Unit - the guy I first bonded with was
totally Jack Black. I didn't say it right off - but finally
'I know ya get this all the time - but you look exactly like
He sez, 'Yep.' and started giggling like a 13 year old.
And there was the guy who didn't say much - but he was a
walking Ashton Kutcher - except with shoulder length blond
I thought that would be the end of it - until when I checked
out. There at the desk doing paperwork - was Fred Armisen.
He even had on black framed glasses.
I said, 'Do ya know who Fred Armisen is?'
'Nope. Never heard of him,' he said with a slight smile.
'Pity,' I replied.
'Cause he IS Saturday Night Live, and ya look just like him.'
Then I ask a nurse standing there if she knew who Fred Armisen
'Never heard of him,' she sez.
These people in this community are Conservatives - and that's why
they don't watch SNL.
But I was reassured somehow - that Fred Armisen was there in the
Looney Bin. No offense - Fred.