Tonight's Real Time was Great - Folks.
It Was All That I Expected It To Be - And More.
And the more part of it - was that I FOUND IT DISTURBING.
But why - stidh - would ya find Real Time With Bill Maher
disturbing - since you are Such A Big Fan Of Bill Maher.
Oh - dear non-readers - and non-commenters - it wasn't
Bill Maher that I actually found to be Disturbing.
No - not at all - but rather it was the Truth that I see
unfolding on Bill's Really Cool Show - that Disturbs me.
Ya see - it all started when Bill talked about the brouhaha
that involved the two of them - Bill Maher/Rush Limbaugh.
Bill started saying things about Free Speech - and how Folks
Put Their Own Spin On Things - AND HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR
QUITE SOME TIME NOW.
And then I began to be Disturbed at the end of the show - also -
when Bill Brought Up The Subject of - Rick Santorum - and how he
homeschools his kids - so that they aren't exposed to Mainstream
Attitudes and Values in America.
And frankly - folks - I'm getting a little bit tired of hearing
about Rick Santorum - and I'll go even further by saying that he
makes me want to Throw Up. P*ke - to be blunt about it.
Now here's what I'm gonna do.
Becuase I went shopping right before Bill's Really Cool Show - found
myself some nice Spring clothes - but I'm beat - I'm gonna hang it
up for tonight.
What's that ya say - Folks?
Boo Hoo Sue - we want to hear it now.
Nope.
I'm gonna sleep on it - ya know what they say -
THINGS WILL LOOK BETTER IN THE MORNING.
I Don't Think They Will.
And I'll tell ya why.
Bill's show is run all week so that I can take my time and listen
to the Truths that were exposed tonight - and give my take on them.
Don't Want To Hear About It?
Fine.
Then Don't Continue To Not Read My Really Cool Opinions On My Really
Cool Blog - And Especially Don't Not Comment Here Ever Again. :]
I'll Be Bock.
~~~
Friday, March 9, 2012
LISTEN UP PEOPLE
Only just over six more hours until Real Time With Bill Maher
starts.
It may not be too late to find someone to HOOK UP HBO at your house.
Maybe ya could give up something else to afford HBO - but I can
assure you it will be Worth It.
To be able to see Bill Maher himself - stride out onto the Really
Cool Real Time set - to the wild Standing Ovation of his Loyal Fans.
Then to hear a String Of The BEST DIRTY JOKES EVER - written by Bill's
More Than Comeptent Writing Staff - and PERFECTLY EXECUTED BY THE
MASTER OF DIRTY JOKES - AND NASTY WORDS - HIMSELF - effortlessly - as if
he hadn't been PRACTICING THEM ALL WEEK.
Then in walks Michael Oren - THE ISRAELI AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES.
Picture this:
Bill exchanges a few Plesantries with the Honorable Ambassador - then
he drills him on WHAT ISRAEL IS GONNA DO SHOULD THE LITTLE CREEP MAKE
A MOVE ON HIS WONDERFUL LITTLE COUNTRY - Ya Know - NUKE 'EM.
And after that Bill will confidently Stride Over to the Roundtable Where
His Spiffy Well Dressed Panel - Journalist Catherine Crier, Political Analyst Michael Steele and former president of the Service Employees
International Union Andrew Stern - Await Him - Anxious For The Chance To
Not Only Exchange Their Expert Views On Today's Improtant Issues - but for the chance to JUST HAVE SOME FUN.
Then during the Panel Discussion - Bill Brings Out ACTOR JON HAMM - who won a Golden Globe a couple of years ago for the Top Notch and Poplular tv series - MAD MEN.
Near the end of the Bill's Show - and the time just flies - Bill starts in
on New Ruless - and here folks - YA ARE IN FOR A REAL TIME TREAT - because these Illustrated NEW RULES ARE REALLY FUNNY.
Then all of us who are Loyal Real Time With Bill Maher Fans sit on the edge of our seat - waiting in Anticipation - and rightfully so - TO SEE BILL TURN AND FACE THE CAMRERA - And Give One Of His Totally Funny and Kick *ss
Important Ending Editorials.
Yes Folks - It's An Hour Of The Best That HBO Has To Offer - and I Guarantee Ya That You Won't Be Disappointed - and here's another thing -
BILL WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE - MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN BE LAUGHING.
Can't quite get enough of Bill - then go to your pc and bring up
Real Time With Bill Maher Overtime for ten minutes more of STIMULATING
DISCUSSION - folks.
Still haven't had enough?
Then have the Fun of watching it all over again - AS IT IS - -
RERUN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE LIVE PRESENTATION.
starts.
It may not be too late to find someone to HOOK UP HBO at your house.
Maybe ya could give up something else to afford HBO - but I can
assure you it will be Worth It.
To be able to see Bill Maher himself - stride out onto the Really
Cool Real Time set - to the wild Standing Ovation of his Loyal Fans.
Then to hear a String Of The BEST DIRTY JOKES EVER - written by Bill's
More Than Comeptent Writing Staff - and PERFECTLY EXECUTED BY THE
MASTER OF DIRTY JOKES - AND NASTY WORDS - HIMSELF - effortlessly - as if
he hadn't been PRACTICING THEM ALL WEEK.
Then in walks Michael Oren - THE ISRAELI AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED STATES.
Picture this:
Bill exchanges a few Plesantries with the Honorable Ambassador - then
he drills him on WHAT ISRAEL IS GONNA DO SHOULD THE LITTLE CREEP MAKE
A MOVE ON HIS WONDERFUL LITTLE COUNTRY - Ya Know - NUKE 'EM.
And after that Bill will confidently Stride Over to the Roundtable Where
His Spiffy Well Dressed Panel - Journalist Catherine Crier, Political Analyst Michael Steele and former president of the Service Employees
International Union Andrew Stern - Await Him - Anxious For The Chance To
Not Only Exchange Their Expert Views On Today's Improtant Issues - but for the chance to JUST HAVE SOME FUN.
Then during the Panel Discussion - Bill Brings Out ACTOR JON HAMM - who won a Golden Globe a couple of years ago for the Top Notch and Poplular tv series - MAD MEN.
Near the end of the Bill's Show - and the time just flies - Bill starts in
on New Ruless - and here folks - YA ARE IN FOR A REAL TIME TREAT - because these Illustrated NEW RULES ARE REALLY FUNNY.
Then all of us who are Loyal Real Time With Bill Maher Fans sit on the edge of our seat - waiting in Anticipation - and rightfully so - TO SEE BILL TURN AND FACE THE CAMRERA - And Give One Of His Totally Funny and Kick *ss
Important Ending Editorials.
Yes Folks - It's An Hour Of The Best That HBO Has To Offer - and I Guarantee Ya That You Won't Be Disappointed - and here's another thing -
BILL WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE - MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN BE LAUGHING.
Can't quite get enough of Bill - then go to your pc and bring up
Real Time With Bill Maher Overtime for ten minutes more of STIMULATING
DISCUSSION - folks.
Still haven't had enough?
Then have the Fun of watching it all over again - AS IT IS - -
RERUN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE LIVE PRESENTATION.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
As Promised: The Truth Behind Why Bill Maher Tells Dirty Jokes
If you take the time to google Bill Maher - you will find that
he clearly lists - as one of the People who has influenced him -
in his Career as a Standup Comedian - Lenny Bruce.
And who is Lenny Bruce - stidh?
Here is my take on who Lenny Bruce is - and how and why he
influenced the Man We Know As Bill Maher - today.
And after I write this piece of work - that is it - for me -
for now - on Bill Maher.
Because tonight I'm gonna kick back and relax - maybe work in
my Study - and try to catch a rerun of Real Time With Bill Maher -
if I'm lucky.
And then tomorrow night - I'm gonna savor the moment when I turn on my
tv - at 10 PM ET - and hear the words - Ladies and Gentlman - Bill Maher.
And then for the next hour - I am going to Totally Enjoy -
a Show - which I Just Know Is Gonna Be Really Good:
Real Time With Bill Maher.
~~~
This is gonna be the easiest Thing I have ever written - folks.
First - who was Lenny Bruce?
Lenny Bruce was a Comedian - who unfortunately was born too soon.
Lenny Bruce liked to tell Dirty Jokes.
But this Country was Really not ready for Lenny Bruce and his brand
of Dirty Jokes - and the Other Stuff He Said - That Evenually Came To
Pass Anyway - so they put Lenny Bruce in jail - and in the end THEY
killed him.
But what does that have to do with Bill Maher - stidh?
Bill Maher was put here on Earth - by the God he doesn't Believe in -
so that he could Show Us The Truth - and The Way - and The Light.
And that is just what Bill Maher is doing.
And if ya want to hear Lenny Bruce reincarnated - at his best - just
tune in to HBO at 10 PM ET tommorrow - for Real Time With Bill Maher.
And if ya don't have HBO - then find someone who does - or sign up for
it today - because HBO has some Real Cool Stuff on it.
Especially Real Time With Bill Maher - folks.
he clearly lists - as one of the People who has influenced him -
in his Career as a Standup Comedian - Lenny Bruce.
And who is Lenny Bruce - stidh?
Here is my take on who Lenny Bruce is - and how and why he
influenced the Man We Know As Bill Maher - today.
And after I write this piece of work - that is it - for me -
for now - on Bill Maher.
Because tonight I'm gonna kick back and relax - maybe work in
my Study - and try to catch a rerun of Real Time With Bill Maher -
if I'm lucky.
And then tomorrow night - I'm gonna savor the moment when I turn on my
tv - at 10 PM ET - and hear the words - Ladies and Gentlman - Bill Maher.
And then for the next hour - I am going to Totally Enjoy -
a Show - which I Just Know Is Gonna Be Really Good:
Real Time With Bill Maher.
~~~
This is gonna be the easiest Thing I have ever written - folks.
First - who was Lenny Bruce?
Lenny Bruce was a Comedian - who unfortunately was born too soon.
Lenny Bruce liked to tell Dirty Jokes.
But this Country was Really not ready for Lenny Bruce and his brand
of Dirty Jokes - and the Other Stuff He Said - That Evenually Came To
Pass Anyway - so they put Lenny Bruce in jail - and in the end THEY
killed him.
But what does that have to do with Bill Maher - stidh?
Bill Maher was put here on Earth - by the God he doesn't Believe in -
so that he could Show Us The Truth - and The Way - and The Light.
And that is just what Bill Maher is doing.
And if ya want to hear Lenny Bruce reincarnated - at his best - just
tune in to HBO at 10 PM ET tommorrow - for Real Time With Bill Maher.
And if ya don't have HBO - then find someone who does - or sign up for
it today - because HBO has some Real Cool Stuff on it.
Especially Real Time With Bill Maher - folks.
RESPONSIBLE GUN CONTROL NOW
or as soon as we can get around to it folks
and who would like to tell that to the families
of the two men who have not been hurt by guns -
THEY'RE ONLY DEAD
and who would like to tell that to the families
of the two men who have not been hurt by guns -
THEY'RE ONLY DEAD
TWO DEAD IN PITTSBURGH SHOOTING
but fortunately these two People were not hurt -
SINCE GUNS DON'T HURT PEOPLE - people - PEOPLE WITH GUNS HURT PEOPLE
people
SINCE GUNS DON'T HURT PEOPLE - people - PEOPLE WITH GUNS HURT PEOPLE
people
HOW TO WATCH REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER WITHOUT BEING OVERLY OFFENDED
I will walk you through each Segment of Real Time With Bill Maher -
and tell ya just which parts you can expect to be most offended by.
Let's separate Real Time into two parts (as far as being Offensive):
If you are Easily Offended by Nasty Words and Dirty Jokes
If you are a Republican
The Opening Segment
If ya are a Republican who is BOTH offended by Nasty Words AND
don't want to hear THE MASTER OFFENDER offend you - simply turn the
sound off for the Opening Monologue - Folks - it's as simple as that.
The First Interview
This is a Serious and Very Good Segment - and you will like it - and
it is rarely Offensive. Tomorrow night there will probably be an
Interview with the Israeli Ambassador to the United States -
Michael Oren - in this Segment. The Interview can last at least
15 minutes - and is ALWAYS Good. And since there has been discussion
about Israel/Iran lately - this is Very Timely. And you know Bill -
folks - he doesn't cut Anyone Any Slack.
The Panel
The Panel normally consists of Two Men - and a Woman - and these People
are Usually Sharp and Unpretentious - like the Real Time Host Himself.
It is safe to watch all of the Really Great Panel Discussion - since
the Panel may even contain Republicans. These People are Polite and
Civil - and it can be Great Fun - even exciting - as they - at times -
get going - AND ALL TALK AT ONCE.
I Believe that the People on the Panel - at times - become so engrossed
in the Stimulating Discussion & and the Exciting Exchange of Ideas -
THAT THEY ACTUALLY LOSE SIGHT OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ON TELEVISION.
And Bill himself - interjects his own Views on Issues - in a way so that
he shows the Panel that it is his show - but without being - Pushy or
Overbearing.
Warning: During this Segment - Bill sometimes throws in littler Segments -
but they are not so Bad - and he doesn't dwell on them - and anyway -
they are just in Fun.
The Second Interview
This is what I like best - because often it is a 'color' guest - maybe
an actor - once a chef - or a Contributing Editor from Rolling Stone -
my personal fave. At any rate - tomorrow night it will be Jon Hamm - an actor who won a Golden Globe for Mad Men.
Now the fun part is - that although Bill interviews this Guest in his - or her - own right - that Guest also takes part in the overall Panel Discussion.
New Rules
This is when Bill gives Three or Four New Rules - and these are Equally
Offensive & can Offend ANYONE - Folks. But normally they are Brilliant
Comedy - and Funny as all get out.
The Last New Rule ends when Bill turns and faces the camera - and gives
a Funny - but Serious - Editorial on the Subject of That New Rule.
And as I mentioned in a Previous Post - after the Show is over - you can - and Really ya should - get on your computer and go to Real Time With
Bill Maher Overtime - when Bill and the Panel tackle Good Written
Questions from the Audience - written and submitted ahead of time.
I mentioned in a Previous Post - that OFTEN THIS LAST TEN MINUTES -
OF OVERTIME - YEILDS SOME OF THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DISCUSSION.
~~~
If ya are out on Friday night and don't get home by 10pm ET - then you can catch it at 11.
And reruns of Real Time With Bill Maher are shown throughout the week.
~~~
I want to reiterate - that although Real Time is always good - tomorrow
night's show Promises To Be A Good One.
and here's a fun thing about Real Time - the Guests on the Show seem
to wear Prearranged Coordinated Clothing.
Fun Stuff !!!
~~~
and tell ya just which parts you can expect to be most offended by.
Let's separate Real Time into two parts (as far as being Offensive):
If you are Easily Offended by Nasty Words and Dirty Jokes
If you are a Republican
The Opening Segment
If ya are a Republican who is BOTH offended by Nasty Words AND
don't want to hear THE MASTER OFFENDER offend you - simply turn the
sound off for the Opening Monologue - Folks - it's as simple as that.
The First Interview
This is a Serious and Very Good Segment - and you will like it - and
it is rarely Offensive. Tomorrow night there will probably be an
Interview with the Israeli Ambassador to the United States -
Michael Oren - in this Segment. The Interview can last at least
15 minutes - and is ALWAYS Good. And since there has been discussion
about Israel/Iran lately - this is Very Timely. And you know Bill -
folks - he doesn't cut Anyone Any Slack.
The Panel
The Panel normally consists of Two Men - and a Woman - and these People
are Usually Sharp and Unpretentious - like the Real Time Host Himself.
It is safe to watch all of the Really Great Panel Discussion - since
the Panel may even contain Republicans. These People are Polite and
Civil - and it can be Great Fun - even exciting - as they - at times -
get going - AND ALL TALK AT ONCE.
I Believe that the People on the Panel - at times - become so engrossed
in the Stimulating Discussion & and the Exciting Exchange of Ideas -
THAT THEY ACTUALLY LOSE SIGHT OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ON TELEVISION.
And Bill himself - interjects his own Views on Issues - in a way so that
he shows the Panel that it is his show - but without being - Pushy or
Overbearing.
Warning: During this Segment - Bill sometimes throws in littler Segments -
but they are not so Bad - and he doesn't dwell on them - and anyway -
they are just in Fun.
The Second Interview
This is what I like best - because often it is a 'color' guest - maybe
an actor - once a chef - or a Contributing Editor from Rolling Stone -
my personal fave. At any rate - tomorrow night it will be Jon Hamm - an actor who won a Golden Globe for Mad Men.
Now the fun part is - that although Bill interviews this Guest in his - or her - own right - that Guest also takes part in the overall Panel Discussion.
New Rules
This is when Bill gives Three or Four New Rules - and these are Equally
Offensive & can Offend ANYONE - Folks. But normally they are Brilliant
Comedy - and Funny as all get out.
The Last New Rule ends when Bill turns and faces the camera - and gives
a Funny - but Serious - Editorial on the Subject of That New Rule.
And as I mentioned in a Previous Post - after the Show is over - you can - and Really ya should - get on your computer and go to Real Time With
Bill Maher Overtime - when Bill and the Panel tackle Good Written
Questions from the Audience - written and submitted ahead of time.
I mentioned in a Previous Post - that OFTEN THIS LAST TEN MINUTES -
OF OVERTIME - YEILDS SOME OF THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DISCUSSION.
~~~
If ya are out on Friday night and don't get home by 10pm ET - then you can catch it at 11.
And reruns of Real Time With Bill Maher are shown throughout the week.
~~~
I want to reiterate - that although Real Time is always good - tomorrow
night's show Promises To Be A Good One.
and here's a fun thing about Real Time - the Guests on the Show seem
to wear Prearranged Coordinated Clothing.
Fun Stuff !!!
~~~
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